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the true reformed, vegnautic* sect of the
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founded in July 2000, 10 years after Her first computer-assisted revelation to non-virgins in 1990.

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Where did this page/temple come from ?

Since She was only able to reveal herself to non-virgins for the first time through the use of the internet, it makes sense that her believers, virgin or not, would erect Virtual temples; it would be very difficult to pray to her in a non-virtual temple, which would be a breeding ground for STIs and STDs and the like, to which she is very very suseptible.

Therefore, when the true reformed Vegnautic sect split off from The New Revised Amalgamated Standard sect, in the year 2000, we, Her followers, also erected this virtual temple. Now, 12 years later, we are one of the few temples that still remains. In the words of Her Horniness "what is is, and what is not, is not", therefore, the Vegnautic Sect of the Invisible Pink Unicorn has the most truthiness.

 

 

 

Historical Evidence and Miracles

"what was was, what was not was not; darkness covered what light did not, and what was and was not was Her, the Pink Unicorn" (Gen 1:2) http://www.hawking.org.uk/home/hindex.html

Man felt suffering but also understood persistence. Unicorn always persisted so She was altruistic, needing not to cause suffering in order to persist. But man had to bear children to persist, and he felt the suffering of animals, but he also felt the suffering of his wife and the hunger in his stomach, so he ignored the suffering of animals and of his fellows. And thus came greed, and anger, and deception, which animals do not feel. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/

"Now the woman felt the pain deep inside her, and she sensed the cycle of pink, and she believed that the oyster was right, because she could persist if the Porpoise was killed. So she walked out into the water, and the porpoise came to her, for it had never known pain or suffering, and she slit it's throat with the oyster shell. And the blood poured into the sea, and she ate the flesh of the creature. And she gave to the man, while he was happy with too many fermented fruit, and he ate. 7 Then the eyes of both were opened, and they felt sad for the creature, and the sadness caused them suffering, but soon they were hungry again. And the fruit would not satisfy the hunger, so they killed again. And there was shame. And then they fought for the meat, and there was Greed. And then they waited for the time of digestion, and stole, and there was Deception." (Gen 3:6-3:7) http://www.wilderdom.com/evolution/HumanEvolutionPictures.htm

The evidence for the creation of the universe by Her Pinkness is indisputable because it explains every fact that our scientists find and agrees with every part of knowledge that we come upon which is true. This is because it is derived from only two laws, and the two laws are only derived from one full law, which can be summarized as, "what is is" or from the beginning of the book of Her word " what was was, what was not was not; darkness covered what light did not, and what was neither light, nor dark was Her, the Pink Unicorn" (Gen 1:2-1:3) http://www.neonbubble.com/a/intelligent-design-explained

"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them." -- Steve Eley- (Eley's manifesto)

 

 

May She forgive you for your sins and always be within you.

For questions, suggestions, notification of divine intervention, prophet submissions, or requests for links: Contact: PinkInvisible@gmail.com

 

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