"This God of ours, the Great Geometer,

Does something for us here, where He hath put (if you want to put it that way) things in shape,

Compressing the little lambs into orderly cubes

Making the roast a decent cylinder,

Fairing the tin ellipsoid of a ham,

Getting the luncheon meat anonymous

In squares and oblongs with all the edges bevelled

Or rounded (streamlined, maybe, for greater speed).

Praise Him, He hath conferred aesthetic distance

Upon our appetites, and on the bloody

Mess of our birthright, our unseemly need.

Imposed significant form. Through Him the brutes

Enter the pure Euclidean kingdom of number,

Free of their bulging and blood-swollen lives

They come to us holy, in cellophane

Tansparencies, in the mystical body.

That we may look unflinchingly on death

As the greatest good, like a philosopher should."

Site of much divine inspiration, although the prophets are slightly deceived as to the true nature of Her. http://www.palmyra.demon.co.uk/humour/ipu.htm"

"For example, it is more or less agreed that she is partial to ham and pineapple pizza, although some vegetarians dissent that since IPU is vegetarian, it must be pineapple and mushroom." From the Invisible pink unicorn entry in Wikipedia- obviously detailing our sect.

Fantastic research group with more than our small sect could ever hope to compile. http://ipu.secularlife.org/

In particular, from that site you can find tracts to pass out to unbelievers, historical art that depicts Her trials and lore, or even learn the language Unicornian- although I'm not sure they translated all of the human genitalia correctly.

The home of our official logo: www.invisiblepinkunicorn.com